yeah there's this.
A chatfic
My bestie wrote one of these a few months ago so. This. This is how most group chats go really.
MINECRAP (Kris if you change it again I swear to the angel) (dumb stupid idiot, Mossybitch (rude), Christmas Lights)
Mossybitch (rude): hey guys
Mossybitch (rude): guys
Mossybitch (rude): guys?
Mossybitch (rude): @everyone
Christmas Lights: Kris it is 2 am whybare you awake?
Christmas Lights: *why are
Mossybitch (rude): oh y'know
Mossybitch (rude): normal reasons.
Christmas Lights: If my mom catches me on my phone, I'm dead, Kris.
Christmas Lights: What do you want?
Mossybitch (rude): new groupchat
Mossybitch (rude): or invite ma bestie to the mc server
Christmas Lights: You have a bestie with Minecraft? I thought we and Azzy were the only ones who played.
Mossybitch (rude): she doesn't actually have a computer but like
Mossybitch (rude): can use azzys puter
Christmas Lights: Who?
Mossybitch (rude): clue
Mossybitch (rude) posted a gif.
Christmas Lights: …Kris what does Among Us twerking have to do with your friend?
Mossybitch (rude): sus
Christmas Lights: Sus?
Christmas Lights: SUSIE?!
Mossybitch (rude): ye susie
Christmas Lights: KRIS NO!
Mossybitch (rude): kris yes
penis (Kris_Krossed_Applesauce, suzyzilla)
Kris_Krossed_Applesauce: hey sussie
Kris_Krossed_Applesauce: sussie
Kris_Krossed_Applesauce: sussie
suzyzilla: ITS FUKING SUSIE KRS
suzyzilla: sup
Kris_Krossed_Applesauce: wanna play minecraft tmorrohr
suzyzilla: dont have a computer dumbass
Kris_Krossed_Applesauce: can use azzys puter
suzyzilla: oh sure ig
Kris_Krossed_Applesauce: k cool holup
MINECRAP (Kris if you change it again I swear to the angel) (dumb stupid idiot, Mossybitch (rude), Christmas Lights)
Christmas Lights: Wait did you change Berdly's username, Kris?
Mossybitch (rude) added suzyzilla.
Christmas Lights: rtE
suzyzilla: fuck does that mean
Mossybitch (rude): is that a rtE in ur pocket or r u just pleased to see me
Mossybitch (rude): noelle
suzyzilla: YAHST WHO TJAT IS
Mossybitch (rude): noelle
suzyzilla: FUSNXUNNHELL
Mossybitch (rude): this is a christian minecraft server no swearing
Mossybitch (rude): noelle
Mossybitch (rude): she died of gay
Mossybitch (rude) changed Christmas Lights's name.
died of gay rip: Kris!
Mossybitch (rude): oh nice ur not dead
Mossybitch (rude) changed died of gay rip's username.
lived of gay: Kris, that's worse!
Mossybitch (rude): n y way wana play minecrap tomorrow
lived of gay: Alright, fine, I'll ping Berdly so he sees this when he wakes up.
lived of gay: @dumb stupid idiot
lived of gay: now can we go to bed?
Mossybitch (rude): ok
Mossybitch (rude) changed the group chat name.
MMINECRAP (Kris if you change it again I swear to the angel) (then swear) (dumb stupid idiot, Mossybitch (rude), lived of gay, suzyzilla)
dumb stupid idiot: What happened here?
lived of gay: Kris.
dumb stupid idiot: I see.
dumb stupid idiot: Wait, did they ad SUSAN?
lived of gay: yeah…
dumb stupid idiot: This server is for the top students only! I'm kicking her.
lived of gay: Berdly, wait, don't.
suzyzilla: 4 Brick Road Hometown
suzyzilla: fucking try it chicken wings
dumb stupid idiot: What are you going to do? Drool at me?
suzyzilla: ill put a fucjjg pipe vomb in ur mailbox
dumb stupid idiot: You don't know how to make a pipe bomb.
lived of gay: This *is* Susie.
Mossybitch (rude): @dumb stupid idiot kick her and i change our names
Mossybitch (rude): to match noelle
dumb stupid idiot: You wouldn't.
Mossybitch (rude): try me
dumb stupid idiot banned suzyzilla.
Mossybitch (rude) changed dumb stupid idiot's name.
Mossybitch (rude) changed Mossybitch (rude)'s name.
Mossygay (gay): much better
gay gay homosexual gay: KRIS CHANGE MY NAME BACK RIGHT NOW
Mossygay (gay): or what
gay gay homosexual gay: I'LL BAN YOU FROM THE MINECRAFT SEVER
Mossygay (gay): then you'll never see your axolotls again
gay gay homosexual gay: …
gay gay homosexual gay: YOU DISNT KILL THEM?
Mossygay (gay): im not a total ashole, gay gay homosexual gay
Mossygay (gay):ill tell you the coords if you unban susie
gay gay homosexual gay: You drive a hard bargain, Kris.
gay gay homosexual gay unbanned suzyzilla.
Mossygay (gay) added suzyzilla.
suzyzilla: wht the fuck happened here
gay gay homosexual gay: Now the coordinates.
Mossygay (gay): just a sec
Mossygay (gay): 69, 4, 20
suzyzilla: lmao
gay gay homosexual gay: KRIS I'M BANNING YOU TOO
lived of gay: Berdly, wait!
suzyzilla: so it is you
lived of gay: Kris's base is at 69 20.
gay gay homosexual gay: WAIT WHAT
Mossygay (gay): yeah it was funny lmao
Mossygay (gay):thats whi im so far away
Mossygay (gay): funny number
gay gay homosexual gay: GET IN CALL WE'RE PLAYING MINECRAFT.
gay gay homosexual gay started a voice call.
Mossygay (gay): wait susie's gotta match
Mossygay (gay) changed suzyzilla's name.
Mossygay (gay): susie just punched me
sussiegay: bitch
Might make a sequel or two to this idk
UPDATE (13th November 2023): I made a sequel
A chatfic, but it's a sequel.
yeah uh i wanted to write a sequel.
cw for one drug mention (they're not using drugs just kris mentions one in passing)
also i didn't do this last time but here's the username guide:
Kris: Mossygay (gay), Kris_Krossed_Applesauce
Noelle: lived of gay, Christmas Lights
Berdly: blazing the dragons
Catti: sisters of purrsy (its a sisters of mercy joke do you get it haaha im hilarious)
Susie (not even mentioned but she's in one of the group chats): sussygay
MMINECRAP (Kris if you change it again I swear to the angel) (then swear) (blazing the dragons, Mossygay (gay), lived of gay, sussygay)
16:39 Mossygay (gay): h
Mossygay (gay): hey
Mossygay (gay): hey beurgly
blazing the dragons: Kris thataas not even close
blazing the dragons: I know you’re a B and C student but that’s basic spelling
Mossygay (gay): ur names a weed joke
Mossygay (gay): anyway uh
blazing the dragons: WAIT NO
Mossygay (gay): want to play fucken uh
Mossygay (gay): bedwars
blazing the dragons: No. I don’t want to play anything today
Mossygay (gay): :((((((((((((((
Mossygay (gay): not even mogus OmO
blazing the dragons: I have homework
lived of gay: No you don’t, Ms. Alphys didn’t give us any homework.
Mossygay (gay): busted
Mossygay (gay): seriously dude you ok
Mossygay (gay): you love mogus
blazing the dragons: what do you care
lived of gay: We’re your friends, Berdly
blazing the dragons: then why’d you DITCH me, your so called “friend” to go have a SLEEPOVER with catti, ON THE DAY *WE* WERE SUPPOSED TO HANG OUT
Mossygay (gay): uh cos she’s catti’s friend too bro people can have more than one friend
Mossygay (gay): for example i was invited B)
lived of gay: Kris, shush (anyway, you said no to the invite).
Mossygay (gay): sorry that was mean
lived of gay: I forgot it was the same day, and by the time I remembered, it was too late, and I didn’t want to disappoint you or Catti.
lived of gay: I’m really sorry, Berdly.
lived of gay: Wait, I have an idea.
Unnamed Chat (sister of purrsy, Christmas Lights)
16:46 Christmas Lights: Hey, could I invite Berdly to the sleepover?
Christmas Lights: Would you mind, I mean?
sister of purrsy: he’s. tolerable.
sister of purrsy: if he is up for. occult activities.
sister of purrsy: and makeup.
Christmas Lights: Thanks, Catti! <3
MMINECRAP (Kris if you change it again I swear to the angel) (then swear) (blazing the dragons, Mossygay (gay), lived of gay, sussygay)
16:49 lived of gay: Berdly, would you like to come to the sleepover?
blazing the dragons: You’re… invitign me?
lived of gay: Yeah, Catti already said she doesn’t mind as long as you’re up for “occult activities and makeup”.
blazing the dragons: … Im agreeing to this so we can hang out.
Mossygay (gay): sure you are.
fnaf rp (discontinued) (Kris_Krossed_Applesauce, Christmas Lights)
10:21 Kris_Krossed_Applesauce: how was the sleepover?
Christmas Lights posted an image.
Christmas Lights: It was great! We played Light As A Feather, Stiff As A Board, and watched scary movies, and did makeup!
Kris_Krossed_Applesauce: berdly had fun?
Christmas Lights: Yeah, he really did.
Kris_Krossed_Applesauce: cool
Kris_Krossed_Applesauce: kinda sad i missed it tbh
Christmas Lights: Really?
Kris_Krossed_Applesauce: yeah i love spooky movies
Christmas Lights: Then you’ll just have to come to the next one!
Kris_Krossed_Applesauce: also berdly looks way better with eyeliner
Christmas Lights: KRIS!