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Minecraft and Kris being A Menace (28th August 2023)

Summary

A chatfic

Author's Notes

My bestie wrote one of these a few months ago so. This. This is how most group chats go really.


MINECRAP (Kris if you change it again I swear to the angel) (dumb stupid idiot, Mossybitch (rude), Christmas Lights)


Mossybitch (rude): hey guys

Mossybitch (rude): guys

Mossybitch (rude): guys?

Mossybitch (rude): @everyone

Christmas Lights: Kris it is 2 am whybare you awake?

Christmas Lights: *why are

Mossybitch (rude): oh y'know

Mossybitch (rude): normal reasons.

Christmas Lights: If my mom catches me on my phone, I'm dead, Kris.

Christmas Lights: What do you want?

Mossybitch (rude): new groupchat

Mossybitch (rude): or invite ma bestie to the mc server

Christmas Lights: You have a bestie with Minecraft? I thought we and Azzy were the only ones who played.

Mossybitch (rude): she doesn't actually have a computer but like

Mossybitch (rude): can use azzys puter

Christmas Lights: Who?

Mossybitch (rude): clue

Mossybitch (rude) posted a gif.


Christmas Lights: …Kris what does Among Us twerking have to do with your friend?

Mossybitch (rude): sus

Christmas Lights: Sus?

Christmas Lights: SUSIE?!

Mossybitch (rude): ye susie

Christmas Lights: KRIS NO!

Mossybitch (rude): kris yes


penis (Kris_Krossed_Applesauce, suzyzilla)

Kris_Krossed_Applesauce: hey sussie

Kris_Krossed_Applesauce: sussie

Kris_Krossed_Applesauce: sussie

suzyzilla: ITS FUKING SUSIE KRS

suzyzilla: sup

Kris_Krossed_Applesauce: wanna play minecraft tmorrohr

suzyzilla: dont have a computer dumbass

Kris_Krossed_Applesauce: can use azzys puter

suzyzilla: oh sure ig

Kris_Krossed_Applesauce: k cool holup

MINECRAP (Kris if you change it again I swear to the angel) (dumb stupid idiot, Mossybitch (rude), Christmas Lights)

Christmas Lights: Wait did you change Berdly's username, Kris?

Mossybitch (rude) added suzyzilla.

Christmas Lights: rtE

suzyzilla: fuck does that mean

Mossybitch (rude): is that a rtE in ur pocket or r u just pleased to see me

Mossybitch (rude): noelle

suzyzilla: YAHST WHO TJAT IS

Mossybitch (rude): noelle

suzyzilla: FUSNXUNNHELL

Mossybitch (rude): this is a christian minecraft server no swearing

Mossybitch (rude): noelle

Mossybitch (rude): she died of gay

Mossybitch (rude) changed Christmas Lights's name.

died of gay rip: Kris!

Mossybitch (rude): oh nice ur not dead

Mossybitch (rude) changed died of gay rip's username.

lived of gay: Kris, that's worse!

Mossybitch (rude): n y way wana play minecrap tomorrow

lived of gay: Alright, fine, I'll ping Berdly so he sees this when he wakes up.

lived of gay: @dumb stupid idiot

lived of gay: now can we go to bed?

Mossybitch (rude): ok

Mossybitch (rude) changed the group chat name.

MMINECRAP (Kris if you change it again I swear to the angel) (then swear) (dumb stupid idiot, Mossybitch (rude), lived of gay, suzyzilla)


dumb stupid idiot: What happened here?

lived of gay: Kris.

dumb stupid idiot: I see.

dumb stupid idiot: Wait, did they ad SUSAN?

lived of gay: yeah…

dumb stupid idiot: This server is for the top students only! I'm kicking her.

lived of gay: Berdly, wait, don't.

suzyzilla: 4 Brick Road Hometown

suzyzilla: fucking try it chicken wings

dumb stupid idiot: What are you going to do? Drool at me?

suzyzilla: ill put a fucjjg pipe vomb in ur mailbox

dumb stupid idiot: You don't know how to make a pipe bomb.

lived of gay: This *is* Susie.

Mossybitch (rude): @dumb stupid idiot kick her and i change our names

Mossybitch (rude): to match noelle

dumb stupid idiot: You wouldn't.

Mossybitch (rude): try me

dumb stupid idiot banned suzyzilla.

Mossybitch (rude) changed dumb stupid idiot's name.

Mossybitch (rude) changed Mossybitch (rude)'s name.

Mossygay (gay): much better

gay gay homosexual gay: KRIS CHANGE MY NAME BACK RIGHT NOW

Mossygay (gay): or what

gay gay homosexual gay: I'LL BAN YOU FROM THE MINECRAFT SEVER

Mossygay (gay): then you'll never see your axolotls again

gay gay homosexual gay:

gay gay homosexual gay: YOU DISNT KILL THEM?

Mossygay (gay): im not a total ashole, gay gay homosexual gay

Mossygay (gay):ill tell you the coords if you unban susie

gay gay homosexual gay: You drive a hard bargain, Kris.

gay gay homosexual gay unbanned suzyzilla.

Mossygay (gay) added suzyzilla.

suzyzilla: wht the fuck happened here

gay gay homosexual gay: Now the coordinates.

Mossygay (gay): just a sec

Mossygay (gay): 69, 4, 20

suzyzilla: lmao

gay gay homosexual gay: KRIS I'M BANNING YOU TOO

lived of gay: Berdly, wait!

suzyzilla: so it is you

lived of gay: Kris's base is at 69 20.

gay gay homosexual gay: WAIT WHAT

Mossygay (gay): yeah it was funny lmao

Mossygay (gay):thats whi im so far away

Mossygay (gay): funny number

gay gay homosexual gay: GET IN CALL WE'RE PLAYING MINECRAFT.

gay gay homosexual gay started a voice call.

Mossygay (gay): wait susie's gotta match

Mossygay (gay) changed suzyzilla's name.

Mossygay (gay): susie just punched me

sussiegay: bitch

Notes

Might make a sequel or two to this idk

UPDATE (13th November 2023): I made a sequel



The Second Chatfic (12th November 2023)

Summary

A chatfic, but it's a sequel.

Author's Notes

yeah uh i wanted to write a sequel.

cw for one drug mention (they're not using drugs just kris mentions one in passing)

also i didn't do this last time but here's the username guide:

Kris: Mossygay (gay), Kris_Krossed_Applesauce

Noelle: lived of gay, Christmas Lights

Berdly: blazing the dragons

Catti: sisters of purrsy (its a sisters of mercy joke do you get it haaha im hilarious)

Susie (not even mentioned but she's in one of the group chats): sussygay

MMINECRAP (Kris if you change it again I swear to the angel) (then swear) (blazing the dragons, Mossygay (gay), lived of gay, sussygay)

 

16:39 Mossygay (gay): h

 

Mossygay (gay): hey

 

Mossygay (gay): hey beurgly

 

blazing the dragons: Kris thataas not even close

 

blazing the dragons: I know you’re a B and C student but that’s basic spelling

 

Mossygay (gay): ur names a weed joke

 

Mossygay (gay): anyway uh

 

blazing the dragons: WAIT NO

 

Mossygay (gay): want to play fucken uh

 

Mossygay (gay): bedwars

 

blazing the dragons: No. I don’t want to play anything today

 

Mossygay (gay): :((((((((((((((

 

Mossygay (gay): not even mogus OmO

 

blazing the dragons: I have homework

 

lived of gay: No you don’t, Ms. Alphys didn’t give us any homework.

 

Mossygay (gay): busted

 

Mossygay (gay): seriously dude you ok

 

Mossygay (gay): you love mogus

 

blazing the dragons: what do you care

 

lived of gay: We’re your friends, Berdly

 

blazing the dragons: then why’d you DITCH me, your so called “friend” to go have a SLEEPOVER with catti, ON THE DAY *WE* WERE SUPPOSED TO HANG OUT

 

Mossygay (gay): uh cos she’s catti’s friend too bro people can have more than one friend

 

Mossygay (gay): for example i was invited B)

 

lived of gay: Kris, shush (anyway, you said no to the invite).

 

Mossygay (gay): sorry that was mean

 

lived of gay: I forgot it was the same day, and by the time I remembered, it was too late, and I didn’t want to disappoint you or Catti.

 

lived of gay: I’m really sorry, Berdly.

 

lived of gay: Wait, I have an idea.

 

Unnamed Chat (sister of purrsy, Christmas Lights)

 

16:46 Christmas Lights: Hey, could I invite Berdly to the sleepover?

 

Christmas Lights: Would you mind, I mean?

 

sister of purrsy: he’s. tolerable.

 

sister of purrsy: if he is up for. occult activities.

 

sister of purrsy: and makeup.

 

Christmas Lights: Thanks, Catti! <3

 

MMINECRAP (Kris if you change it again I swear to the angel) (then swear) (blazing the dragons, Mossygay (gay), lived of gay, sussygay)

 

16:49 lived of gay: Berdly, would you like to come to the sleepover?

 

blazing the dragons: You’re… invitign me?

 

lived of gay: Yeah, Catti already said she doesn’t mind as long as you’re up for “occult activities and makeup”.

 

blazing the dragons: … Im agreeing to this so we can hang out.

 

Mossygay (gay): sure you are.

 

fnaf rp (discontinued) (Kris_Krossed_Applesauce, Christmas Lights)

 

10:21 Kris_Krossed_Applesauce: how was the sleepover?

 

Christmas Lights posted an image.

 

Christmas Lights: It was great! We played Light As A Feather, Stiff As A Board, and watched scary movies, and did makeup!

 

Kris_Krossed_Applesauce: berdly had fun?

 

Christmas Lights: Yeah, he really did.

 

Kris_Krossed_Applesauce: cool

 

Kris_Krossed_Applesauce: kinda sad i missed it tbh

 

Christmas Lights: Really?

 

Kris_Krossed_Applesauce: yeah i love spooky movies

 

Christmas Lights: Then you’ll just have to come to the next one!

 

Kris_Krossed_Applesauce: also berdly looks way better with eyeliner

 

Christmas Lights: KRIS!